lenny unencumbered

I’d love world peace and the eradication of all politicians.

But I know that’s not possible. Politicians are like cockroaches; they seem to have a knack for survival, genies notwithstanding. And where there are politicians, there will be wars. It’s our bane in life.

So, I will opt for winning the Lottery like most people, I suppose. It’s selfish, I know. At least I could buy a few politicians, like all these other wealthy bastards do, and then influence them to do some good.

So why can’t a genie compel all politicians to do only good, then?

Because politicians are irredeemable cockroaches…